Effective postoperative pain management provides improved patient comfort and satisfaction, earlier mobilization, fewer pulmonary and cardiac complications, reduced risk of deep vein thrombosis, faster recovery, and reduced cost of care. Although many therapeutic modalities are available for pain management, the optimal combination in managing postoperative pain in total abdominal hysterectomy is controversial. The objective of this study was to review the literature to formulate optimal, evidence-based preoperative, intraoperative, and postoperative pain management for women undergoing total abdominal hysterectomy. Using the OVID platform, we searched in MEDLINE and PubMed using MeSH terms postoperative pain and total abdominal hysterectomy for published articles from 1960 to the present; we found 545 studies. We screened and included only randomized clinical trials, publications in English, human studies, and abdominal hysterectomy for noncancerous indications. We excluded 456 studies that reported on animal studies; laparoscopic, vaginal, supracervical, or robotic hysterectomy; pharmacokinetic studies; primary outcome other than pain management; and chronic pain management. Studies with inadequate power, poor methodology, or inconclusive results were further excluded from this review. Thus, 89 studies constituted the cohort for our article. Pain control remains complex given variables such as age, anxiety, and extent of surgery. In general, regimens should be tailored to the needs of the individual patient, taking into account medical, psychological, and physical condition. A multimodality approach is better than conventional, single-agent narcotic in achieving optimal pain management. After reading this article, the reader should be able to understand various modalities that can be considered for preoperative, intraoperative, and postoperative pain management in total abdominal hysterectomy.