The binding energy of hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, ethane, ethylene, butadiene, benzene, toluene, pyridine, pyrrole, and thiophene on the basal plane of the semiconducting 2H-molybdenum sulfide (MoS2) was calculated with the following flavors of Density Functional Theory (DFT): GGA-PW91, PBE-D3, vdW-DF, optPBE, optB86b, optB88, vdW-TS, and BEEF-vdW. The GGA-PW91 binding energies are negligible (<0.07 eV in magnitude) in all cases. The predictions with vdW-DF and PBE-D3 are the closest (error <0.05 eV) to the isosteric heats of adsorption calculated from reported temperature programmed desorption data for thiophene and butadiene. For all dispersion flavors examined here, the magnitude of the dispersion contribution to the binding energy increases linearly with the number of heavy atoms in the adsorbate, with each atom contributing 0.05 eV (BEEF-vdW) - 0.09 eV (optB88-vdW). This implies that the calculated adsorption constants of molecules larger than acridine (i.e., comprising > 14 non-heavy atoms) can vary by more than four orders of magnitude at industrial conditions depending on the chosen method of dispersion correction. Further, dispersion effects fall off rapidly (>0.03 eV/ non-hydrogen atom/angstrom) as the adsorbate-surface distance increases.