We study electrical transport at quantum critical points (QCPs) associated with loop cur-rent ordering in a metal, focusing specifically on models of the "Hertz-Millis" type. At the infrared (IR) fixed point and in the absence of disorder, the simplest such models have infinite DC conductivity and zero incoherent conductivity at nonzero frequencies. How-ever, we find that a particular deformation, involving N species of bosons and fermions with random couplings in flavor space, admits a finite incoherent, frequency-dependent conductivity at the IR fixed point, s(? > 0) --?(-2/z), where z is the boson dynam-ical exponent. Leveraging the non-perturbative structure of quantum anomalies, we develop a powerful calculational method for transport. The resulting "anomaly-assisted large N expansion" allows us to extract the conductivity systematically. Although our results imply that such random-flavor models are problematic as a description of the physical N = 1 system, they serve to illustrate some general conditions for quantum critical transport as well as the anomaly-assisted calculational methods. In addition, we revisit an old result that irrelevant operators generate a frequency-dependent conduc-tivity, s(? > 0) --?(-2(z-2)/z), in problems of this kind. We show explicitly, within the scope of the original calculation, that this result does not hold for any order parameter.